"Sweety! Are you kidding? You're not fat. You're just really pregnant."
"Um...No. I'm fat. Oh, and thanks for the 'really' part, babe."
"No baby, I just mean..." (We come up on Burger King)
"Oh my gosh! (smelling the air) Do you smell that?"
"Ummm....Yeah, sorry. I forgot deodor...."
"I want a burger!"
"Oh, ok, awesome. We'll hit it up after Wal...."
"No, can't make it till then." By this time, I had missed the entrance, thus waiting for traffic to pass to make a U-turn. I made the U-turn, whipped my four door family sedan/race car around using advanced gas and brake driving tactics, fist-pumped the air at my accomplishment and headed back to the juicy land of char-grilled meat and succulent salty fries. I now was sharing in her mouth-watering craving for some BK. I pulled in a parking space with the grace of Earnhardt sliding in his pit. I was ready, we were ready....I thought. In the time it took to traverse our way back to fast food meat heaven and park, I was now in wander to my now teary-eyed, non-fat, "not" really pregnant wife.
Concerned, I asked, "Baby? What's wrong?"
"I made you turn all the way around and I'm not even hungry anymore. I'm just tired and don't feel like doing anything or going anywhere."
(Leaving the parking lot) "Sweety, It's ok. I promise. We can just go home so you can rest."
"Ok...Can I have ice cream when we get back?"
"Of course sweety."
Wonderful!!!!! I love it!!!! Dad just got back from being in the woods (no he did not get to shoot at anything - no venison yet) - I will show him when he comes down. This is awesome, Love you both (I mean your three!), Love Grandma XOXOXOXOXO
ReplyDeleteRobin, you are gorgeous, but I just had to laugh at the burger king thing. I think this is a great idea, esp since we live an hour away. It is an awesome way for us to stay up to date:)
ReplyDeletewe love you
We love you guys and are so very happy & excited for you! ! You r both AMAZING & we look forward to meeting sweet Ava :)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful pictures of a beautiful baby.
ReplyDeleteWonderful moments to treasure always!
Continued prayers for continued happiness!
Duane